by Deacon Garland J. Tutwillow, D.D.S.

It’s really hard to believe that President Trump, with everything he’s doing on his campaign trail has even the slightest bit of spare time on his hands.  Now I’m not really familiar with all the ins and outs of the world of Hollywood, so perhaps this was filmed a long time ago and is only now being released.  Either way, I think it’s a testament to how versatile and hard-working our future president is and how much he is actually going to get done in the White House.  It certainly seems like the chair in that oval office is not going to get a lot of usage and you won’t see a lot of idle time like this guy seems to have:

Republican Squad

This president has played an estimated 1,495,542 rounds of golf since he took office. (So I heard.) Shush, indeed, Mr. Obama…

For, yesterday over on The Facebook, someone shared with me the fact that Donald Trump is apparently starring in a new movie hitting the silver screen soon.  Apparently, it is called The Republican Squad and it also stars some of the other candidates from the Republican primary.  Let’s view it together, shall we? Hit play on 3…2…1…

REPUBLICAN SQUAD


That certainly looks like a hootenanny, doesn’t it? I’m not certain I like them all being called bad guys.  Some of the Republican candidates are…I assume…good people.  I would certainly trust President Trump with looking after my children.  I’m also not sure I like all that violence the candidates have been made to do for the movie.  But Republican Squad is certainly something I’ll be on the edge of my seat to see.  I can’t wait to see what devilish terrorist Mr. Cruz is firing that automatic weapon at.  And that cameo by Vince McMahon!  I wonder who he’s playing?  Probably Megyn Kelly, if Mr. Trump’s interaction is any indication. And why is that socialist Rand Paul wielding that chainsaw? Either way, maybe it’s time to call “Timber!” to all the entitlement programs weighing down this country?

The trailer offers so many questions and so few answers, much like our beloved candidate.  And, in both Republican Squad and the Republican presidential race, I’m sure things will end badly for every person that stands in their way.

I give this trailer a huge thumbs up and it is sure to have me in the theaters for the first time since On Golden Pond came out.  And I’ll give the movie itself a preemptive five stars!

Are you as excited as I am by The Republican Squad?  Please let me know in the comments below, Froggies!

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